You know those cute pigs in the Bahamas that the models for the Fyre Festival were all excited to see? It turns out that those adorable lil piggies who swim in the inviting azure waters of the Bahamas are actually MAN-EATING PIGS (woman-eating in this situation)! For one Instagram model, she had to learn the hard way as one of the pigs came back and bit her in the ass. Literally.
Instagram fitness model Michelle Lewin model was at the Big Major Cay in Exuma, Bahamas, to get a chance to be with the world-renowned pigs that live on the beach. These swimming pigs didn’t seem to want to give up the attention to the Instagram influencer. One piggy chased after Michelle and bit her behind. The sexist pig exhibited extremely boorish behavior as it chomped on the bikini model’s bum. Oink, oink my good man.
The feral swine were still probably pissed off about Fyre Festival and thought more Instagram models were promoting some swindling concert that would rob the island of money. The 32-year-old model who has over 13.4 million followers on Instagram attempts to run away, but the pig catches up to her. So much for fitness, she could outrun a portly pig.
The Venezuelan fitness influencer shrieks as the pib bites into her posterior. Lewin then showed the camera the painful red bite marks on her butt. Coincidentally, 2019 is the year of the pig in the Chinese New Year, and this fella is taking it quite literally.
Fyre Festival model Chanel Iman was leary of the ferocious beasts. “I don’t like going to that island to see those pigs cause they really, really will bite you,” she said. “If you see the Hulu documentary I am like running, I am jumping in the boat because I don’t want anything to do with getting bit or getting hurt by the pigs.”
Michelle Lewin didn’t heed the warnings and paid the price. She does much better with dogs though.
You’re heard of Wendy’s Baconator, well this is the bacon-ate-her. Sometimes you eat the pork, sometimes the pork eats you. Yes, Russ, he porked her. Okay, I’m done.
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