Lindsay Lohan Getting Punched In The Face After Trying To ‘Save’ Kids In Russia Is The Most Bizarre Video Ever

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 30: Lindsay Lohan performs during a photocall for "Speed The Plow" at Playhouse Theatre on September 30, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images)

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If you watch one video this weekend make sure it is this absolutely bizarre video of Lindsay Lohan. The truly incomprehensible video shows Lindsay Lohan chasing after an alleged “Syrian refugee family” in the streets of Moscow, Russia and the washed up actress attempting to kidnap or save the children because she believes they are being trafficked.

Lohan livestreamed a fantastically outlandish escapade that was even bizarre in terms of Lindsay Lohan craziness, which is saying quite a lot. The extremely disturbing video displays Lohan as some sort of child trafficking vigilante. During the video, Lohan speaks both English and Arabic to the family that has two sons in what turns out to be a real-life Parent Trap.

“Hey everyone, I just want to show you a family that I met,” Lohan said in the Instagram Live video. “A Syrian refugee family that I’m really worried about. They really need help.” There is “white girl wasted” and then there is a much higher level called “Lindsay Lohan wasted.”

“You want to come with me? Come with me. I’ll take care of you guys,” she tells the children who appear to be with their parents. “Do you want to stay in a hotel tonight? Do you want to watch movies? It would be so cool to watch a movie on a TV or a computer.” You could confidently argue that Lindsay Lohan is the one who needs to be saved.

“You should not have them [your sons] on the floor, you should be a hard-working woman and you should be doing what you [can] for your children, so they have a better life,” Lohan says. “If someone is offering them a home and a bed, which is me at the moment, give it to them. They will come back to you.”

“I won’t leave until I take you. Now I know who you are. Don’t fuck with me,” LiLo threatened. “Look what’s happening, they’re trafficking children. You’re ruining Arabic culture by doing this.”

“I’m with you boys, don’t worry. The whole world is seeing this,” she says. “Are you from Pakistan? Don’t fuck with Pakistan.” So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause Lindsay Lohan trying to “rescue” everybody out here.

What the fuck did I just watch? Then Lohan lays her hand on one of the children as she attempts to kidnap the boy from his parents. That’s when mama puts an end to the nonsense by punching Lohan in the face. The mom smacked the Arabic accent right out of Miss Lohan.

Friendly reminder: Lindsay Lohan is only 32-years-old. Somebody get Lindsay a Rosetta Stone: Learn Arabic kit.

Lindsay has an upcoming reality TV series called Lohan Beach Club on MTV. The show follows Lohan as she commands over her set of properties including a couple of beach houses in the Greek Islands.

CALLING ALL TV EXECUTIVES: PLEASE! PLEASE! Give Lindsay Lohan another reality series like a Vice News-type journalistic show where she tracks down child traffickers, but it turns out to be loving families every time.

It was only two weeks ago that Lohan’s incredible dance routine at a club in Greece went viral.

Remember kids, drugs are bad.

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