A cluster of pixels has given the internet a weird, unnatural chubby–evidenced in Steelers wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster directing his desires toward a Elastigirl from The Incredibles franchise on Twitter the other day. But Smith-Schuster was far from the only one who was all hot and bothered by the matriarch hero of the children’s movie…
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— illataraxis. (@ashynappypappy7) June 18, 2018
elastigirl has the ability to stretch her body in anyway….. that means she CHOOSING to be double cheeked up with a snatched waist…. thicc queen pic.twitter.com/gzMANHffLI
— local hater (@loosekalli) June 16, 2018
Yeah incredibles 2 was good and all but during the entire movie all I could focus on was how THICC ELASTIGIRL STILL IS pic.twitter.com/dHGc0RiQvS
— jen:,( (@p1tykill) June 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/touny13/status/1007100376926081024
It’s one thing for Twitter eggs on the internet to talk about Elastigirl’s thiccness, but what are the rules actual film critics should abide by. Anthony Lane of The New Yorker flat out called it like he saw it. Gave a voice to the people. Ok, it was kinda weird…
Holy crap, WHAT is with The New Yorker's review of The Incredibles 2? Gross. pic.twitter.com/2PCVW4BQga
— Amanda Wong (@amandawtwong) June 19, 2018
Dad boners. Not something I thought would cross my mind today. Thanks Anthony.
[h/t Decider]