Neymar’s Rumored Ex And Playmate Of The Year Accidentally Drives Lamborghini Into Pool In All-Time Whoopsie

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Serbian Playmate of the Year Soraja Vucelic, who is said to have slapped skins with Neymar, made an all-time whoopsie after she mistakenly drove a $200,000+ blue Lamborghini into a pool while vacationing in the south-eastern resort town of Cannes on the French Riviera.

The 32-year-old posted an Instagram that features Neymar’s Lambo harnessed after reportedly being lifted from the pool accompanied with the caption: “When your high heel slips from the brake and the Lambo ends up in the pool.”

The footage appears to be shot on the set of a TV show, movie, or video, as there are cameras set up all around the pool,

You’d think if someone did something that embarassing, they’d keep it….close to the chest.
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It remains to be known whether or not Vucelic will have to pay for any damages incurred during the accident, but if she does, Neymar is currently playing out a five-year contract with Paris Saint-Germain worth $350 million. Two hundred thousand is pocket change, especially if he can get some breakup sex out of it.

On second thought, Neymar can get any woman on the planet, so it’s probably best he stays away from the chick who drives swan dives a Lambo.

 

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