Every single person on Twitter: Please wash your hands and practice sound social distancing in this unprecedented global pandemic. No one should hold a thought in their head outside the possibility of their grandmother dying or they shall suffer the same fate.
Travis Browne and Ronda Rousey:
While the nation’s major interstates sit emptier than a RadioShack parking lot in the wake of government-mandated lockdowns, Ronda and Travis have decided to consider a spin down Hershey Highway.
For the majority, the topic of butt love must be nurtured for years like a thorny cactus before the subject is broached. Personally, I’d ask my wife for her sister before her booty, and Ronda and Travis are out here spit-balling anal to the millions like my wife and I decide between green beans or sprouts.
More power to them. Drive safe you crazy kids, and don’t forget to bring a dash cam.
I mean, ew. Gross. I definitely agree with these guys.
Send me the link if this goes live though. For journalistic purposes and intense masturbation, of course.