Gregg Phillips, a senior FEMA official, has claimed that he once teleported to a Waffle House. He also claims to have spoken to Satan, and that the spirit of a dead girlfriend once saved him from a car crash. Additionally, he said he once passed out inside a Lowe’s in Indianapolis. When he woke up, he was in a McDonald’s parking lot across the street, with a Big Mac in his lap and 15,000 steps recorded in his health app.
And maybe he did. After all, Michael Kratsios, the Science Advisor to President Donald Trump and director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, claimed last year that the United States can “manipulate time and space.” So who knows what is possible these days?
That being said, claiming to have been teleported to a Waffle House, as Gregg Phillips did on a podcast last year and has continued to insist that he did, is a bit out there.
Phillips, who was appointed in December to lead FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery, said, “I was with my boys one time and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House. I ended up at a Waffle House – this was in Georgia and I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was.
“And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘A Waffle House.’ And ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said, ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ They said, ‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real.”
“Teleporting is no fun,” Phillips continued. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary, but yet um – but so real. And you know it’s happening but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”
Reporters asked President Donald Trump about Gregg Phillips teleporting
In a recent interview with CNN, a reporter asked President Donald Trump about Gregg Phillips’ claims about teleporting.
“What does teleport mean? Was he kidding?” Trump responded.
When told that Phillips was not kidding, Trump replied, “I don’t know anything about teleporting. … It just sounds a little strange, but I know nothing about teleporting or him, but I’ll find out about it right now.”
After reports surfaced about his teleportation claims, a White House source informed CNN that officials had requested the Department of Homeland Security either remove Phillips from his position or keep him out of the public eye. CNN reports the department chose the second option and instructed him to cease discussing teleportation on Truth Social.
Phillips, the No. 3 FEMA official, was reportedly furious about the order. Perhaps his deceased girlfriend, who he says once appeared inside his car and lifted it off the road to avoid an oncoming truck in the desert, can do something about it. Or maybe, Satan is behind all of it.