Will Ferrell Will Be Doing A Spoof Broadcast Of The Royal Wedding As Broadcast Legend Cord Hosenbeck

Do you have Royal Wedding Fever? No I said: DO YOU HAVE ROYAL WEDDING FEVER? I don’t either. But my girlfriend is going to make me watch it with her because when I agreed to be in a relationship I figuratively and literally clipped my testicles off with gardening shears, abandoned all personal interests, seceded all individuality, and now walk around dead-eyed with a plastic smile suggesting cute brunch places. I even like wine now and go on double dates with people I don’t even like. Who have I become.

*stares blankly at wall for 20 minutes*

So yes, I most likely will be watching the Royal Wedding this Saturday if I don’t want to get too much shit for the four bachelor parties I’m going to this summer.

To add insult to injury, the Royal Wedding airs at 8 AM EST!!! 8 AM!!!

If there’s a silver lining, it’s that HBO and Funny or Die are resurrecting Pasadena broadcast legends Cord Hosenbeck and Tish Cattigan to do a spoof of the broadcast. I hope this helps keep a shred of my manhood and integrity intact.

Probably not, though.





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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.