YouTube Suspends All Ads From Logan Paul’s Channel After He Tasered A Dead Rat
Lets start with a little multiple choice word problem to get our brains moving, shall we.
A man named Logan filmed a dead body in a forest and posted it online to millions of people. He was wrong and he apologized, but even that was fogged by questions about his sincerity.
Considering Logan’s recent controversy with the aforementioned dead body thing, which one of the following actions should he NOT be doing to shore up his reputation? Circle one.
(A.) Help an old lady across the street
(B.) Put down the camera and chill the fuck out
(C.) Pay my rent for the month of February
(D.) Taser a dead animal
If you answered D, congratulations, you’re a sociopath! A sociopath who has the correct answer.
Logan Paul, fresh off his apology tour for the suicide forest saga, decided to win back the hearts of his millions of pre-pubescant disciples by tasering a dead rat on one of his vlogs. Don’t get me wrong, I have a hard line stance on rodents: Hate them, always have, always will. But I am also a staunch advocate against beating a dead horse, so to speak.
According to the Associated Press, YouTube temporarily suspended all ads from Logan Paul’s channels after his so-called “pattern of behavior” has deemed his channel “unsuitable for advertisers, but also potentially damaging to the broader creator community.” YouTube has also put an age-restriction on his content.
People on the inter webs older older than 16 do not appreciate the guy.
Devin Sawa aka Junior Floyd from Little Giants from the top rope!
Don’t let all this bad news distract you from the fact that Logan is dropping some new merch. Link in bio.