Brad Pitt may be the one dude on the planet who, if my girlfriend banged, I’d be like, ‘You FUCKING…how was he? Did you snip off a locket of his hair? Why not? We’re over.’ And the dude is fifty fucking three years old.
The guy is just a better man than me top to bottom. Realizing that is quite liberating. And now that he’s on the market, ladies everywhere are going to shoot their shots.
Page Six reported that Pitt was heavily flirting with Sienna Miller at a recent dinner for “The Lost City of Z,” which he executive produced and she stars in.
She is not ugly.
It has been reported that Brad Pitt has been hit on by several women, stalked by a few, but has no interest in jumping back on the dating saddle.
Page Six claims that Pitt has been contacted by many of his exes–a list that includes, but certainly is not limited to–the below bombshells:
Kate Hudson:
Juliette Lewis:
Christina Applegate aka Veronica Corningstone:
Thandie Newton:
Gwyneth Paltrow:
Pitt is deflecting these A-listers like you and I deflect grenades on Tinder.
“Brad isn’t interested [in rekindling with any exes]. No partying, no fun. Just work and parenting,” an insider said.
A spokesman for the star wouldn’t confirm that Pitt had increased security and changed his phone numbers, and simply said, “No comment.”
Whenever Brad decides to dip into the dating pool again, the line will be longer those at the DMV. My girlfriend included. Some guys have all the luck.