Carlton Banks Giddily Teaching Snoop Dogg How To Do The Carlton Dance Is Glory Days 101

This was Carlton’s Super Bowl. There are certain celebrity-types who despise the former roles they’ll be forever tied to. The actor who played Anakin Skywalker in Episode 1 burned all his Star Wars memorabilia. But not Carlton. I’d venture to guess that Carlton has his friends over on the weekends, drinks O’Douls, and watches re-runs of Fresh Prince, rewinding it at the parts of his that get the most chuckles. As he should. Carlton Banks was a pillar of my childhood. You know who knows that best? Carlton Banks.

Carlton is the modern day Uncle Rico. “How much you wanna bet I can throw my career over dem mountains?”

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.