Yo, Who The Hell Is This Red Woman Melisandre? Chill, Here’s What You Need To Know About The Red Priestess
So, after Sunday’s premiere episode of Game of Thrones Season 6 concluded, everyone who watched was wondering what’s up with The Red Woman, Melisandre? The scene that’s got e’rybody up in arms and left most bros with baffled boners is when Melisandre goes flip mode from young redhead with killer bewbs and an ass to match to elderly lady with saggers down to her belly button and a badonk that’s lost its adonk. When that content warning before the episode said there would be nudity, no one could’ve predicted that swticheroo. The simple answer for Melisandre’s existence is magic. The more complex explanation can be found in that there video up above.
I’m not saying no one was paying attention to Melisandre before this episode – avid watchers haven’t discounted her abilities – but she kind of took a backseat. It’s understandable. The show’s vast cast of characters are all tugging at your ‘tention, but now Melisandre’s got everyone like wtf lol brb. The red priestess from Asshai (not joking) worships R’hllor “the Lord of Light” ‘cuz you gotta get that vitamin D, B.
Meilisandre’s visions have told her that Stannis Baratheon – the son of Steffon and the brother of former King Robert – is the true king. As Baratheon’s advisor, she encouraged him to pursue the Iron Throne at all costs, but she might’ve goofed on that big time. Like, my B, you’re gonna RIP, but thanks for playing. Looks like she’s placing all her chips on Jon Snow ftw. Even though, he knows nothing.
If you’re not on board with Game of Thrones, GTFO. If you’d like to hop on the Westeros Express to breasts and bloodshed, get on it, son.