The people are still buzzin’ like bumble bees on speed over the first episode of Game of Thrones Season 6. How old is ‘The Red Woman’ Melisandre? Is she gonna breathe the hot fire flames of life back into dead-ass Jon Snow? Is little Arya Stark the next Daredevil? While most fans revel in the high production quality, beautiful filming locations, special effects, make-up, and costumes, some would agree that the show could use more of a personal, intimate touch. Like, what if this larger-than-life, huge scale program was shot using Snapchat? Wonder no further, my lords and lepers, because the noble men and women at SomeEcards put together this video showing what the Emmy-winning epic would look like through the snapchat lens…
Sansa Stark’s snapchat would be frowny face 24/7, just one long cry for help. The Mountain’s snapchat would be a constant stream of him working out and eating large animals. That snap of him (SPOILER ALERT) crushing Oberyn’s skull would’ve broken records for most screenshots.
Joffrey’s Snapchat would be like the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills – just gloating and flaunting and rubbing his wealth and power in everyone’s grill piece non-stop. Cersei’s snapchat would make the Real Wives of Orange County look like The View.
Not sure how Daenerys Targaryen’s snapchat would turn out. If it focused on her sexual conquests and her dragons doing dragon things and maybe a couple panoramic snaps of incredibly large crowds cheering from high atop a balcony, then it could be 100. If it’s just direct-to-camera speeches about freeing people, meh.
Little man Tyrion’s snapchat would be pretty tight. Wine and whores and steady side-eye stares and mean mugs. It would definitely give you a new perspective and appreciation of his quest.