Here’s a thing not to do when you are a goober (or a halfway decent human person for that matter): Meet a female celebrity on the red carpet and after she graciously lets you take a selfie with her, call her a hooker.
That’s just what Jackson Murphy of the blog Lights Camera Jackson did when he met Amy Schumer, in a since deleted tweet.
Good one, Bro.
Good one. Amy, rightfully, owned his ass.
https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/689144529396588544
(Related: am I the only person who when they hear “Say hi to your…” thinks of this?)
Jackson’s like 14 or something, as evidenced by his picture, so we can chalk it up to youthful idiocy. He did apologize.
https://twitter.com/LCJReviews/status/689150677801541632
Doesn’t mean he’s still not a goober though.
[H/T Birl]