Last week Stephen Colbert “lashed out” at Google for what he says was incorrectly listing his height as 5’10” instead of his claimed 5’11” and threatened to sue Google co-founder Larry Page, saying, “I demand a retraction, an investigation, an apology and a substantial cash settlement, or I will see your ass in court.”
“I’m 5’11! When we’re in the steam room naked, no shoes, we’re looking at each other eye-to-eye. Seriously, 5’10”? Those are Matt Damon numbers. That’s down there in the stale air Johnny Depp is sucking.”
Today, Google responded…
Just one question: Has it always said “Jon Stewart Shorter” or was that added too, because if so it makes this even better.