This rather pompous gent traveled to Disney World and challenged Gaston from Beauty and the Beast to a push-up contest.
So you think you’re gonna come into a man’s house and disrespect him by challenging him to a feat of strength? You had better guarantee a victory or else you’ll look like a huge douchewad.
Doesn’t this sucker know that every guy here’d love to be Gaston? Does this hardo even realize that there’s no man in town as admired as Gaston?
There’s no one’s slick as Gaston.
No one’s quick as Gaston.
No one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s.
For there’s no man in town half as manly.
For there’s no one as burly and brawny
As you see, Gaston has got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny.
Hey dummy, you should have challenged Prince Charming to a push-up contest. He’s a prince and has never hit the gym in his privileged life.