If Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Accept This Navy SEAL Bro’s Date Offer, I Don’t Know What She’s Thinking
Okay Jennifer Lawrence, listen up. Advice time. If you don’t at least say yes to one Saturday night date with Travis Fishburn, I don’t even know what to say. Do it for the bros. Do it for this bro. Do it for America.
Look, this former Navy SEAL made not one but the TWO YouTube videos below, politely asking for your company on any Saturday evening of your choice. Stand-up guy! Just watch! Dude has decent manners, fuego archery skills, a badass classic car, killer Crossfit moves, and the cajones (read: lost a bet?) to ask you out TWICE via YouTube, subjecting his romantic hunch to the ridicule of the whole world! Give ’em a chance!
After all, JLaw, you did mention in a recent interview with Vogue that you’re feeling “lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”
So does this ex-Navy SEAL have a shot with ya, Katniss? We’re going to need a verdict here.
I BET TRAVIS FISHBURN HAS NEVER CRITICIZED YOU JLAW!