Josh Groban Almost Got His Face Chewed Off By A Great White Shark And He’s Got The Video To Prove It

Currently in South Africa, Josh Groban’s touring to support his new Stages album and took some time off to do what everyone does when they visit South Africa: go swim with Great White Sharks. While diving in a cage Josh Groban had an INSANELY CLOSE ENCOUNTER with a massive shark that came up to eat and nearly found its way into Groban’s cage.

This is a HOLY SHIT moment:

Josh Groban is a very famous musician, I at least know this much. The fact that I cannot name a single Josh Groban song or anything that he’s ever done shouldn’t dissuade you from believing that Mr. Groban is a very big deal. Because from what I’m told Josh Groban is such a big deal that he likely has a library full of leather bound books and bookshelves that smell of rich mahogany. Supposedly back in 2007 Josh Groban (not be confused with Josh Brolin) was the #1 selling musician in the United States, with over 22.3 million records sold (over 25 million worldwide).

Again, I cannot name you a single Josh Groban song or tell you anything he’s ever done other than maybe appear in the Christmas Tree Lightning at Rockefeller Plaza, but I’m not even certain that he’s done that. I’m certain that the world would’ve lost one of its brightest stars if Josh Groban was eaten by that shark, and someone somewhere is glad that he wasn’t eaten. Or at least I like to think that he has fans that would’ve been sad, though I’ve never met a Josh Groban fan in real life and cannot vouch for their existence.