Kim Kardashian comes from lawyer blood. Her old man, after all, was the late, great L.A. power lawyer Robert Kardashian, a member of O.J. Simpson’s legal defense team during his 1995 murder trial.
Kim K, however, doesn’t seem to understand the painstaking steps her father went through early in his life to become a lawyer. Based on her recent comments in an interview, she treats it as a flippant hobby that you “retire” to rather than as serious profession that involves thousands of hours of education and studying and hard work. In an interview with Wonderland magazine, she said she wants to go to law school in her old age.
Looking very angelic, the mom of two — whose late father, Robert Kardashian, was a lawyer — told the mag: “If things slow down and I had time, I really want to go to law school — just something I can do in my older age.”
Oh. My. God. Does Kim Kardashian know that you need to go to college first before going to law school? She knows her old man went to University of Southern California before going to University of San Diego School of Law?
She graduated high school then went to “work” for Paris Hilton and made a sex tape with Ray J and the rest is history. It’s not like UCLA or USC or even ASU is just going to be like “hey Kim, sure we wanted this massive, half-assed distraction around our law students who are paying $60,000 to become legal professionals.” IT’S SCHOOL, NOT A DAMN CLUB WITH A BOUNCER WHO OPENS THE VELVET ROPE FOR YOU. IT REQUIRES HARD WORK. Unlike everything else in your life, YOU CAN’T JUST SKIP STEPS BECAUSE YOU’RE A SPECIAL PONY WITH A STUPID E! SHOW.
If I was a billionaire, I’d make a public bet where I offer to donate a million dollars to charity if Kim Kardashian took the LSAT and got above a 145, which I don’t think is even enough to into the world’s shittiest law schools. The world needs to see how embarrassingly bad a sex tape star-turned-household name does on standardized testing after 10+ years of having her constantly shoved down our throats.