Lena Dunham Dressed As A ‘Grabbed P*ssy’ For Halloween And I HATE That I Think It’s Actually Legit

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham’s last three posts on our site has consisted of her believing the college cafeteria sushi is cultural appropriation, stereotyping Odell Beckham for not wanting to bang her at the Met Gala, and the Hillary campaign claiming that Lena is like “nails on a chalkboard” to the average American woman. It’s safe to say that partying with Dunham would be about as fun as a trip to the DMV with a sinus infection. She seems like the human reincarnation of a fun suck.

The 30-year-old Girls creator dressed up as a ‘grabbed pussy’ for Halloween and I must say that the costume is pretty creative and well executed.


Unfortunately, Lena is going to Lena and I wouldn’t be surprised if she tried to belittle every male who commented on her costume during the night.

This is how I imagine her first interaction played out:

Man: Hey, nice costume!

Lena: So you agree with pussy grabbing??

Man: Uh, no. I just–

Lena: You just thought that since you were born with penis you can systematically oppress women and make light of our struggle?? Huh?

Man: I’m going to grab a beer. Or maybe some Drano.

Lena: RAPE!!!!


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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.