Watch This Guy Beat ‘Mario 64’ In 6 Minutes, 54 Seconds Without Using Any Stars

WHAT A MADMAN. Gamers who can pull stunts like this off absolutely amaze me. Like the gamer who beat Goldeneye, Super Mario 64, and Zelda in under an hour or this incredible, record-breaking speed run through Mario 64. I assume the people who know how to take advantage of glitches like this in games aren’t actual human beings, but cyborgs that live in caves, fueled by intravenous pumps of Mountain Dew and the fumes of recycled Doritos farts. They are not real.

Without stars, too! All props to this guy for pulling off such a feat.

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