Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
This is true.
Let that sink in for a moment.
I would watch that.
Way to ruin a good day.
Especially when the bumper they’re on runs you over.
A much angrier place, son.
I’m down with this policy.
But think of all the wisdom you’ve gained.
Over 40 retweets and over 130 favorites.
Stop taking that “non-drowsy” shit.
Oh to be Ocho.
He must have gotten enough faves.
Can’t let that happen.
The always unanswerable question.
I had no idea his fans were all Lovatics.
Depends what school you attend.
Hindsight is 20/20.
Something good must have been on TV.
The phone is bit susceptible to such things.
Tell him to just fold it up. I hear that works.
Is there nothing he can’t do?
I’m guessing environmentalists won’t find that fact fun.
Yeah, that’s probably it.
Then I am the Bill Russell of doing that.
Another nap maybe.
Makes sense I suppose.
If someone can sneak it in, that is.
Nope, mine’s still okay.
Million dollar idea.
Tell them to F off.
Eh, maybe later, I need a pedicure first.
I hear they need special help in the Dakotas.
What more can you say?
The Internet is a twisted bitch sometimes.
Have a great weekend, everybody!