Do you like to get immersed in the world of Game of Thrones? Do you wish you were riding on Drogon over Meereen or walk down the Hall of Faces or fight off the Night King’ horde of White Walkers? Well that ain’t gonna happen. However, you can now pretend to have sex with one of Littlefinger’s prostitutes at his brothel.
The Bunny Ranch, known for HBO’s Cathouse and the whorehouse where Lamar Odom nearly overdosed, is now making all of your GoT fantasies and penis come to life faster than Jon Snow’s dead corpse.
A press release from Petyr Baelish, err I mean Dennis Hof, the owner of The Bunny Ranch:
“Every Sunday, I invite the girls to my house for a Game Of Thrones watching party, and the storylines often end up carrying over into our bedroom activities. We enjoy having our own afterparty, and I want to share that experience with the clients of my brothels who also happen to be fans of the show.”
Sorry Ser Meryn Trant, sorry Cersei Lannister, sorry Jaime Lannister, I don’t think The Bunny Ranch will legally be able to accommodate your specific erotic preferences.
Their brothel features a BDSM dungeon on the ranch’s premises if you’re feeling a little Ramsay Bolton-ish. The best part is that there is no High Sparrow there to be all judgey with his militant nuns ringing bells and screaming “SHAME!!!” as you leave the brothel in your walk of atonement.
Word to the wise, make sure that you get serviced BEFORE Podrick Payne, otherwise the ladies will likely be quite unimpressed with your swordsmanship.
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