The Amazon Reviews For Kim Kardashian’s Book ‘Selfish’ Are The Most Amazing Thing To Ever Come From Kim Kardashian’s Fame

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Sad news to report — Kim Kardashian’s fame MIGHT be fleeting. People might finally, FINALLY, not give a shit anymore. Unfortunately, the other Kardashians are like 12 and will be around to pick up the slack.

Kim’s book of Instagram pics, Selfish, is a major bomb.

Released in May, Selfish contains more than 350 pages of photos of the curvaceous reality star … and nothing else. But despite a relentless marketing campaign, only 32,000 people actually made the decision to part with their money for a copy, according to figures obtained by Radar Online.

Act shocked that even the most hardcore supporters of Kim (not counting her bra) wouldn’t drop down money for a book of Instagram photos when THEY’RE FUCKING FREE ON INSTAGRAM. But while the books sucks, the Amazon comments are worth their weight in gold. Here are just some of the amazing reviews.

A poor tree died for this. — Tracy

I can recommend the audio version of this book. It lasts 37 seconds. The narrator basically says, “On this page, we have an idiot and her cleavage looking into a camera,” 500 times. — Reed

1. Take the money you were planning on buying this book with.
2. Look at it reaaaaal good.
3. Put it in an envelope.
4. Donate it to Nepal.
5. (optional) Go buy yourself some brain cells. — yoyoman159

It’s a little uncomfortable but doesn’t leave pieces behind when you go to wipe like other brands like Charmin and generic brand toilet paper. — Kris

They should perfume the pages so blind people can hate it, too. — J. Cheever

I placed this book in the waiting room of my practice. My assistant continually finds it in the trash at the end of the day. — Dr. Charlie

Gravity will have the last laugh. Bring it on. — Mark

I had a choice between this and a monkey’s paw. I chose the monkey’s paw. They still made me take this book. I tried to burn it, but the match turned blue and went out. I threw it in a lake, and all the fish died. When I drove home, I found it in the back seat. I’m pretty sure that in seven days Kim is going to crawl out of this book and tell me about her new line of clutch bags. I have a very old, sickly neighbour; I’m going to let him read it and see if the curse transfers to him. Man, I hope so. — M. Varden

I bought this book because I wanted to go into the tropical fish business. I really thought this would be an instructional guide to Sell Fish. The woman with the trout face really threw me off. Apparently this book is actually about selling melons as I can now see from the cover photo. Buyer beware.— Guppy Lover

Not great! — Roberto

I’d drop down money for a book of Kim K. photos with the Amazon comments included.

[via News AU]