Word to the wise, if you plan on stealing a moped, it’s best not to do so in Tom Hardy’s neighborhood because he will tackle you. The Taboo star chased a thief through the streets of southwest suburban London this week.
“Tom must have been walking down the road,” said witness Arun Pullen. “He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. I asked Tom what happened and he told me he chased him through my back garden and caught him around the block – but the route was like an assault course.”
“It was mental – like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie,” a witness said. “Two boys on the nicked moped had jumped a red light and smashed into a car. Tom must have been walking down the road. He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. If the kid had been dumb enough to resist I reckon Tom would have given him a good hiding.”
Pullen saw two men had jumped a red light before crashing the moped into a $64,000 Mercedes near Hardy’s home. The pursuit ended with Bane grabbing the bandit by the scruff of the neck.
“This little shit nicked something and now he’s got himself a broken leg,” said a witness named Tom.
After he tracked down the thief, Hardy proudly boasted “I caught the c***.” So that “C” word could be “cock” or “cunt,” but I’m going with “cunt” based on his Irish heritage.
Tom Hardy is a one-man neighborhood watch.
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