Vanessa Hudgens Running For Her Life In A Bra Is Just One Of The Many Reasons To Check Out ‘Freaks Of Nature’
I’m not big into scary flicks. Mostly because I scare easy. I scream at an abundance of hair in a shower drain. I mean I scream. Loud. Especially when it touches my toe.
The one thing I do love about horror films, especially the movies from the 1980s, is that a majority of the women end up half-naked. It’s a guarantee. Hot chick will eventually get naked and then die, possibly naked, until only one hot chick is left standing. The end.
Freaks of Nature, the latest in the horror/comedy/zombie/human genre of films includes one of my favorites, Vanessa Hudgens, running for her life in nothing but a lacy bra. It’s like they piped right into my dreams and turned them into a film!
Ok fine, it’s not exactly like my dreams, because this film actually has a plot whereas my dreams never make sense. “Vanessa, why are we rowing this boat?!? You’re half naked! We need to get you full naked! Oh, christ, what’s my fourth grade teacher doing here?!?”
In Freaks of Nature, we welcome you to Dillford, where three days ago, everything was peaceful and business as usual: the vampires were at the top of the social order, the zombies were at the bottom, and the humans were getting along in the middle. But this delicate balance was ripped apart when the alien apocalypse arrived in Dillford and put an end to all the harmony. Now it’s humans vs. vampires vs. zombies in all-out, blood-sucking, brain-eating, vamp-staking mortal combat – and all of them are on the run from the aliens. It is up to three teenagers – one human, one vampire, and one zombie – to team up, figure out how to get rid of the interplanetary visitors, and try to restore order to this “normal” little town.
There are other reasons to check out the film, including Mackenzie Davis, Denis Leary, Bob Odenkirk, Keegan-Michael Key and Patton Oswalt but Hudgens in a bra is the major selling point here.