Bill Hader And The ‘Trainwreck’ Crew Got High In Amsterdam, And The Story Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off



While the slogan for Las Vegas is, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” the slogan for Amsterdam should probably be, “What happens in Amsterdam can never be remembered because we were high as fuck the entire time.”

As someone who has taken part in the debauchery of the Dutch capital city, I can tell you firsthand that it is everything that it’s cracked up to be, with weed on every corner and an abundance of other gnarly hallucinogens available at the snap of a finger—you know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Hell, my trip involved me stripping down naked and jumping into a canal—which I was told the next morning by the concierge at my hotel is like jumping into a rat-laden sewer cesspool.

Anyway, while my ‘sterdam trip was fucking ridiculous, the cast of the recently released movie Trainwreck seemed to have a solid time, too—even if they don’t really remember all the details.

Stars of the film, Bill Hader, Amy Schumer, Vanessa Bayer and director Judd Apatow, took to the streets of Amsterdam recently, with Schumer posting a pic of the foursome on her Instagram account looking LF as fuck—low-functioning for you unfamiliar with the term—resembling a bunch of college kids who just smoked pot to start their weekend.

Hader, who appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers the other day, recounted what he could, telling the story of weed shop hopping in the red light district and losing Vanessa Bayer after she freaked out.

Whether this actually happened or not is up for debate, but I have a feeling the story Hader was telling and Bayer was mocking wasn’t too far off what really went on as they puffed the cheeba overseas together.

[H/T Esquire]