Tom Conroy
Dear Last 1st Phorm Energy Drink,
It’s been a good run, but our time together is about to come to an end. Tomorrow morning, I will crawl out of bed, stumble to the fridge, reach for your ice-cold aluminum frame, crack you open, and that will conclude my first 12-pack. I said I wasn’t going to cry, but I was a liar.
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I’ve been putting off this moment for a long time and trying to bide my time with coffee or other caffeine options in the mornings, but nothing compares to you. Your 200mg of natural caffeine derived from green tea. Your B vitamins and electrolytes for additional hydration and energy. Your deliciously refreshing Orange Fury flavor. Your guilt-free, sugar-free formula. You’re the complete package.
Don’t think of this as a tragic ending. Think of this as a beautiful final chapter to an intensive romance novel. We both knew this day would come, so we might as well make the best of it. After all, your 11 brethren came and went before you in peace. I can’t thank all of you enough for getting me through long work days and intensive workouts at the gym.
What will I do when you’re gone? There will be a brief mourning period, but I will probably order another 12-pack shortly thereafter.
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