Forget Steph Curry’s Dad Shoes, Homer’s ‘Assassin’ Dad Kicks Are Now Real And They’re Spectacular

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Forget Steph Curry’s Under Armour dad shoes, Homer Simpson’s ‘Assassin’ sneakers are the ultimate dad kicks and now someone actually made them real!

Long before Under Armour was a glint in whoever the person who founded Under Armour’s eye, the ultimate dad shoe was worn by one Homer J. Simpson. Sadly, thanks to the Simpson’s impish dog, Santa’s Little Helper, they were tragically destroyed.

Of course, because this is The Simpsons, Homer’s annoyingly nice neighbor, Ned Flanders had also copped a pair of Assassins complete with Velcro straps, a water-pump on the tongue, a built-in odometer, reflective sidewalls, and vanity license plates on the back.

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