This Man Created A Machine Gun That Makes And Fires Paper Airplanes


Turning everyday household objects — rubber bands, paper, the family cat, etc — into dangerous projectiles is a favorite pastime of most red-blooded American boys. We love pretending to shoot targets in the house or our siblings right in their stupid faces.

That’s why this paper airplane machine gun has me torn. On one hand, the goddamn thing makes and shoots paper airplanes. That’s undeniably cool. On the other hand, it doesn’t fire them with nearly enough velocity; certainly not enough to take an eye out and not even enough to hit your foe from 10ft away. What good is that?