Porsche’s Subscription Car Service Is Letting Members Drive Nearly Any Car For $3,000 A Month
Don’t you get sick of waking up in the same mansion every morning, kissing the same beautiful wife, eating the same caviar for breakfast, then scurrying off to your cushy job in the same Porsche 918 Spyder that can hit 60 mph in the time it takes you to say ‘MY OWN BOSS.’
What a drag.
Well, my friend, I have the solution to all your variety-is-the-spice-of-life “problems,” as long as you got an extra $2,000 or $3,000 a month in disposable income to spend on the finer things. You can find that in the seat cushions of your home theater, bruh.
Porsche is launching a month-to-month subscription program for its cars that will allow select wealthy people to pay the manufacturer a certain amount of money each month to have “frequent vehicle exchanges, unrestricted mileage, and on-demand access” on its cars, according to a Porsche press release.
The program is launching in Atlanta and at the time of me writing this, it is limited to just 50 people. The subscription levels are two-tiered–“Launch” and “Accelerate”. Via Porsche:
– “Launch”: Includes on-demand access to eight model variants such as the 718 Boxster and Cayman S, as well as the Macan S and Cayenne, for a monthly fee of $2,000.
– “Accelerate”: Includes on-demand access to 22 model variants such as the Porsche 911 Carrera S, the Panamera 4S sports sedan, the Macan GTS and Cayenne S E-Hybrid SUVs, in addition to the vehicles offered in the “Launch” package, for a monthly fee of $3,000.
I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life: Russ Hanneman from Silicon Valley is on the phone with Porsche at this very second trying to pay for his subscription in crypto-currency.