The Average Vagina Is Only THIS Deep Which Is Good News If Your Penis Isn’t A Foot Long

Ain’t nothing wrong with having a pig in a blanket danglin’ between your legs instead of a bratwurst, and while even just typing that made me go “Tee hee, small wieners!” a study from sex researchers William Masters and Virginia Johnson published in the 1966 book Human Sexual Response may imply that having a small dick might not be so bad when it comes to sex. Via Justin Lehmiller:

Masters and Johnson reported that vaginal length ranged from 7-8 cm (2.8-3.1 inches) in a sexually unaroused state, but increased to 9.5-10.5 cm (3.7-4.1 inches) during sexual arousal. The length was even longer (11-12 cm or 4.3-4.7 inches) when measured during sexual arousal with a vaginal speculum in place.

In other words, depending on the woman as long as your dick is at least 4 inches you’re practically on the verge of smashing into some cooter-wall at any given moment. If you’re a masochist and like to go in dry, you’re DEFINITELY gonna be humping a wall. Oh how unappealing this all sounds.

But wait, there’s more!

A more recent study published in the 1990s found even greater variability in vaginal depth [2]. This study involved 39 White women (one-third of whom had never given birth before), and revealed that vaginal lengths ranged from 6.9-14.8 cm (2.7-5.8 inches). These measurements were obtained by taking vinyl polysiloxane casts of the vagina.

That information’s not so hot for y’all in the micropenis club, but for the average Bro out there you should still be fine. And as for those of you who measure in at 4” and below…well, it’s the luck of the vaginal draw for you.

[H/T Dr. Justin Lehmiller]