I feel like disgusting today. I ate enough junk food during the Super Bowl yesterday to kill Guy Fieri. I feel like I have a 30 lb. dumbbell in my stomach and I’m pretty sure the size of my bitch tits has doubled in a twelve hour period.
And seeing these pictures of Bella Hadid in a Brazilian-style bikini does not help the confidence. Being reminded that there exists a human being who anyone would be hard-pressed to find a physical flaw is a difficult juxtaposition to my three chins.
They kind of make my eyes hurt. And my liver. Or that ‘s probably just the 49,928 Bud Lights I sucked down while Cam refused to dive for footballs last night.