Bro Gets Spanked by Chrissy Teigen with a ‘Fraternity Paddle’

Yesterday was Belgium’s National Day, so last night I went to a dinner hosted by Stella Artois on Stone Street in Lower Manhattan. I like free beer and Cidre as much as the next guy, but the main attraction was the meal: Juicy steak frites, fresh-baked Belgian breads and cheeses, and mouth-watering tomato tarts, all perfectly paired with crisp and refreshing Stella. Mmmm.

The host of the event was the the former BroBible Ask a Babe columnist Chrissy Teigen, who stars in a new web series by Stella called “the Butcher, the Baker, the Belgian Beer Maker,” alongside Aliya LeeKong and Cara Nicoletti.

When I went up to introduce myself, she gave a huge hug, followed by an enthusiastic”I LOVE BROBIBLE!” As we chit-chatted, Teigen snatched a paddle-shaped cheese/cutting board from a nearby friend and said “It’s like a fraternity paddle! I’m going to paddle you!”

And that’s exactly what she did. Thus, the time I got paddled by Chrissy Teigen:

Never change, Chrissy. Never fucking change:

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: