Bro Gets Spanked by Chrissy Teigen with a ‘Fraternity Paddle’

Yesterday was Belgium’s National Day, so last night I went to a dinner hosted by Stella Artois on Stone Street in Lower Manhattan. I like free beer and Cidre as much as the next guy, but the main attraction was the meal: Juicy steak frites, fresh-baked Belgian breads and cheeses, and mouth-watering tomato tarts, all perfectly paired with crisp and refreshing Stella. Mmmm.

The host of the event was the the former BroBible Ask a Babe columnist Chrissy Teigen, who stars in a new web series by Stella called “the Butcher, the Baker, the Belgian Beer Maker,” alongside Aliya LeeKong and Cara Nicoletti.

When I went up to introduce myself, she gave a huge hug, followed by an enthusiastic”I LOVE BROBIBLE!” As we chit-chatted, Teigen snatched a paddle-shaped cheese/cutting board from a nearby friend and said “It’s like a fraternity paddle! I’m going to paddle you!”

And that’s exactly what she did. Thus, the time I got paddled by Chrissy Teigen:

Never change, Chrissy. Never fucking change:

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com