Well, I found my Valentine. The extraordinary Demi Rose Mawby will be my date. I’ll cook her a nice home-cooked meal. Give her a foot massage. Murder foreign dictators. Whatever her lil heart desires.
Dazzling Demi proves that black and white photos are artsy.
I gotta be honest, that wallpaper is rather grandmotherly.
Double your pleasure with the delightful Demi.
I should have gone to the beach with the scintillating Miss Mawby.
Now THAT’S a neckline.
I hope that isn’t a baby polar bear rug otherwise I would not care one iota I would still lust after Demi.
I wasn’t staring. I was just admiring your Jesus piece.
It’s not even fair.
Where is there a purse-snatcher when you need one?!?!
I loathe that towel.
Demi is good at fashion.
I hope that those sheets have at least an 800 thread count.
Not sure how those glasses haven’t melted yet.
Shirts are overrated.
I should have gone to the jungle today.