Fergie Showed Off Some Seriously Sexy Cleavage Because As Has Been Proven, Boobs Sell Shoes

That headline is no joke either folks. It’s a proven fact. Miranda Kerr has proven it. Gisele Bunschen has proven it. Candice Swanepoel, when she isn’t falling on her face, has also proven it.

So Fergie, with this knowledge of Shoe Selling 101 sitting right there in front of her did what any smart entrepreneur would do when launching a new shoe collection. She busted out the cleavage.

It’s really simple marketing, people.

So how many “pairs” would you like?