Heidi Klum is 42, making her 20 years older than me and I’d still be down to hop into bed with her anytime, anywhere. She’s even popped out 4 kids and I’m like “So what? She’s still hotter than any girl I’ve ever pulled.” The best I’ve ever gotten was a 6/10 on a good day and a 4/10 on average, whereas Heidi is a solid 9 (10’s don’t exist, they’re like unicorns. You can’t bang a unicorn). Until the day comes where I win the lottery and Heidi invites me and my new-found millions over for brunch, I guess I’ll have to settle for these photos of her wearing nothing but lingerie. Rough life.
