Bros… Jennifer Lawrence Is Single Again, Breaks Up With Coldplay Singer Chris Martin




Like most of America, I was super-weirded out to learn that Jennifer Lawrence was Coldplay singer Chris Martin’s rebound after getting a divorce from Gwyneth Paltrow. Besides the fact that he’s 37 with kids and she’s a single-and-ready-to-mingle 24-year-old starlet, which is a tragi-comedy in itself, Coldplay fucking sucks. But the four-month fling is apparently over now, according to an E! News report:

The 24-year-old Oscar winner and the 37-year-old Coldplay rocker have split, E! News confirms.

Lawrence began seeing Martin in late June, shortly after her split with X-Men co-star Nicholas Hoult. The musician, meanwhile, announced his separation from ex Gwyneth Paltrow after more than ten years of marriage in March.

The Hunger Games stunner most recently supported the recording artist when he performed with Kings of Leon at the Hollywood Bowl earlier this month. She was also on hand when the father of two took the stage in September at the iHeart Radio Music Festival.

Onward an upward, J-Law. And for those of you interested, all she’s really looking for is a boyfriend who can tolerate her shitty reality TV habits. As she told Vanity Fair:

“Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me,” the short-haired stunner, who is a devoted fan of Keeping Up With the Kardashians,said, adding that she wants a man who ”has the same taste in reality TV.”

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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