Kate Upton Posts Video Of Herself Doing Kegel Exercises

Kate does kegels.

Good to see her again. The last memory I have of Kate is when Family Guy torched the living shit out of her a couple months back by predicting what she future will look like (Hint: think large, very large.)

Upton seems to be doing her best to combat that fate by hitting the gym and doing vagina exercises I guess. Is this a vagina exercise? I haven’t worked out my vagina in years so I’m a little rusty on the routine.

Whatever her routine may be, I endorse.


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