I’ve had really shitty haircuts in the past, but it was because I was either a child who let my parents dictate the type of cut I got or because I’m dirt poor and refuse to live my life with my hair down to my ankles like some hipster schmuck outta Brooklyn. Despite both of these scenarios occurring regularly throughout my life, I have never, EVER gotten a haircut like this:
Oh wait..he did.
All he needs are some shittily cut layers and to shave those caterpillar pubes off his face and no one would be able to tell the difference between him and Gaga, which is probably a good thing since everyone thinks he’s dead anyway.
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