If You Can Find One 37-Year-Old Who Looks Better Than Nicole Scherzinger In A Teeny Tiny Bikini, I’ll Venmo You $5

NICOLE SCHERZINGER

Hey guys, this post is strictly dedicated to those interested in seeing former Pussy Cat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger in a bikini.

For those who have taken a wrong turn, please hit the ‘Back’ button on the top left corner of your screen or see a psychiatrist and ask her why you have no desire to see this gift from God in next to no clothing. It’s gotta be a mental health thing.

For the rest of you, please enjoy the below photos of Scherzinger having fun in the sun. Find me another 37-year-old that looks this hot in a bikini and I’ll Venmo you five bucks.

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