Nina Agdal, the 25-year-old Danish supermodel, was thought to be the one to tame the historically polyamorous Leonardo DiCaprio before the 42-year-old Oscar winner broke it off in May. Leo was reportedly “not ready to take the next step.” Shocker.
But the good news is that Nina is now single and likely looking for a rebound. And that’s where we come in. Just kidding, she probably wouldn’t piss on us if we were on fire. But we can (wet) dream.
In any event, the newly single Agdal has been putting on quite the show on Instagram after her split from the leader of the “Pussy Posse.” She recently waited for a pizza delivery with a total of zero clothes on. This is the first and last time I’d ever die to be a Domino’s delivery man.
I mean…Good lord…