Olivia Culpo And Erin Heatherton Had A Battle Of The Cleavage At Last Night’s NHL Awards And There Are No Losers

There were some hockey players at the NHL Awards last night in Las Vegas, but they were simply an afterthought as presenters Olivia Culpo and Erin Heatherton stole the show and the hearts of many men with their striking good looks and outfits to match. The two by themselves are ultimate show stoppers, but you get them on the same red carpet, and its goddamn diabolical.

Culpo, the 24-year-old former Miss USA, wore the deepest v-neck I’ve seen since my trip to the Jersey Shore last summer.

Heatherton, the former Victoria’s Secret beauty refused to be upstaged, as she wore a dress that was missing some fabric.

Culpo fired back by giving a side turn, for the boys.

Heatherton threw a hard right hook by adding a prop and a hair swing to up the ante.

My goodness, Olivia.

Erin shows us that she can be basic too, by posing with the on the hip like every girl you know.

That blue backdrop makes Olivia’s everything really pop.

Conclusion: There are no losers. But I’m a brunette guy.

[h/t Daily Mail]

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