Angry neighbor notes, a sex submarine, Xenia Deli and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

You’re Not Dreaming, a Bacon Alarm Clock is Here!

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Huffington Post



Greatest invention ever?
Bacon Alarm Clock Means Bacon Has Finally Conquered the Universe

Buy Batman’s Tumbler

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The Gentlemen’s Garage



Bonus: it’s 100% street legal. Check it out.
Buy The Dark Knight’s Tumbler for $1 Million

Bacon & Entering?

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Samantha Hoopes is Too Hot

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SI Extra Mustard



Hoopes is the LeBron of this year’s SI Swimsuit rookie class.
SI Hot Clicks

Angry Neighbor Notes

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The Chive



Passive-aggressive much?
Angry Neighbor Notes are Bitter but Often Essential (26 Photos)

7 Women You Meet on OK Cupid

Jordan Carver Gets Sudsy

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Gorilla Mask



She really is the eighth wonder of the world.
Jordan Carver (NSFWish)

Wild Marvel Comics Trivia

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Bro My God



Did you know Vader was inspired by Dr. Doom?
28 Fun Facts About Marvel Comics You Probably Didn’t Know

Xenia Deli in Bikinis & Lingerie

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Celebslam



God Bless America. (And she’s not even American, but who cares?)
Model at Midnight: Xenia Deli

Poor Mom

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Awkward Eli Manning

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Fox Sports Buzzer



Like there’s any other kind of Eli Manning.
Eli Manning Singing with Better Than Ezra Will Make You Feel Awkward (Video)

Best Fart Foods

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MTV Guy Code



This is important information.
Ranking Your Stank: What Foods Give You the Best Farts?

Best Shaq GIFs & Memes

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Busted Coverage



Shaq was made for GIFs and memes.
Best Shaq GIFs & Memes For His 42nd Birthday

The Sex Submarine

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Thrillist



Sex at altitude is so last year.
Join the ‘Mile Low Club’ in This Sexy Submarine Built For You Know What

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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SI Extra Mustard



Vintage Sexist Ads, Awkward Nightclub Photos, Sara Sampaio & More!