Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
You’re Not Dreaming, a Bacon Alarm Clock is Here!
Huffington Post
Greatest invention ever?
Bacon Alarm Clock Means Bacon Has Finally Conquered the Universe
Buy Batman’s Tumbler
The Gentlemen’s Garage
Bonus: it’s 100% street legal. Check it out.
Buy The Dark Knight’s Tumbler for $1 Million
Bacon & Entering?
I'm not above using congealed bacon grease as anal lube, or as I call it:
Bacon & Entering
*winks forever*
*quits Twitter*
— Honky Crackers! (@HonkyLoco) March 6, 2014
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Samantha Hoopes is Too Hot
SI Extra Mustard
Hoopes is the LeBron of this year’s SI Swimsuit rookie class.
SI Hot Clicks
Angry Neighbor Notes
The Chive
Passive-aggressive much?
Angry Neighbor Notes are Bitter but Often Essential (26 Photos)
7 Women You Meet on OK Cupid
Jordan Carver Gets Sudsy
Gorilla Mask
She really is the eighth wonder of the world.
Jordan Carver (NSFWish)
Wild Marvel Comics Trivia
Bro My God
Did you know Vader was inspired by Dr. Doom?
28 Fun Facts About Marvel Comics You Probably Didn’t Know
Xenia Deli in Bikinis & Lingerie
Celebslam
God Bless America. (And she’s not even American, but who cares?)
Model at Midnight: Xenia Deli
Poor Mom
When I was born it was a long, hard and painful delivery for my mom because I came out boner first.
— Blood Drunk (@Doy_Yoy) March 6, 2014
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Awkward Eli Manning
Fox Sports Buzzer
Like there’s any other kind of Eli Manning.
Eli Manning Singing with Better Than Ezra Will Make You Feel Awkward (Video)
Best Fart Foods
MTV Guy Code
This is important information.
Ranking Your Stank: What Foods Give You the Best Farts?
Best Shaq GIFs & Memes
Busted Coverage
Shaq was made for GIFs and memes.
Best Shaq GIFs & Memes For His 42nd Birthday
The Sex Submarine
Thrillist
Sex at altitude is so last year.
Join the ‘Mile Low Club’ in This Sexy Submarine Built For You Know What
What was Winning the Internet Yesterday
SI Extra Mustard
Vintage Sexist Ads, Awkward Nightclub Photos, Sara Sampaio & More!