Black Box Wine is the active man’s juice box

by 6 years ago

Dozens have attempted and failed to make boxed wine seem classy. Black Box Wine took a different approach and showed that it’s useful. The choreographed fall* is an extreme case of alcohol abuse, but it’s nice to know the wine is safe. 10 points to Drunkendore.

*No turtles were harmed in the making of this video

I like to carry a 5 liter box of Franzia with me at all times, but that size isn’t always reasonable. For example, wine and football games don’t go together, but a friend was able to sneak a few wine juice boxes into the Big House for Michigan vs. Notre Dame. I wasn’t about to risk bringing in my own booze into UM’s first night game, but I happily drank hers. That never would have happened with glass bottles or 5 liter bags. Yahoo for cardboard!

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