Did you buy this for your child on Christmas? Congratulations, you’re the worst parent ever.
I was at my buddy’s place Christmas Eve when I noticed this thing moving in the corner. I walked over to get a closer look and WHAT THE LIVING F-CK IS GOING ON HERE?
Like, seriously, do you hate your kids? Do you want them to have nightmares forever? That damn Grinch stares into your soul. That damn Grinch takes Christmas and sodomizes it. Literally bends Christmas over and thrusts his Grinch penis into it, turning everything evil.
If you bought this for your kid, you deserve to go to hell. And not that cool part of hell, I’m talking like 7th rung shit. The place where people get whipped and beaten.