How can you improve on a six-foot-tall replica of the Super Mario piranha plant? Make it fully functional and CAPABLE OF BREATHING FIRE.
The only downside would be when all of a sudden your house is frequently visited by a diminutive, pudgy Italian man always shouting about magic mushrooms and insisting he jump over it.
Meanwhile, I’m just hear gluing wings onto homeless turtles like an asshole. (via Kotaku)