This Is the Most Important Photo of a Hotdog You’ll Ever See

by 4 years ago


I don’t know who you are, or what your deal is, but I can make you this promise: If you’re looking to do this professionally we will host a hotdog deepthroating contest in your honor.

You have an incredible talent, and it’d be an injustice if you didn’t pursue competitive hotdog eating full-time. So what if you’re a potential neurosurgery candidate at Yale?! Just give it up, pursue this, trust me…you’ll be famous.


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