Lineswoman takes ball to face from terrible soccer player

A lineswoman was minding her own business, paying close attention to her duties on the sideline when a ball came up and jacked her in the face. As the announcer indicates (quite hilariously), it was an “OPA” moment.

What a hero this lady is. She takes a ball to the schnoz and pops up a minute later. Once upon a time, Dwyane Wade needed a wheelchair after a shoulder injury.

I’m not saying Dwyane’s a pansy or anything. But, like, if I was starting a Tough Mudder team, I’d take her. Then my wife. Then the fat guy in this GIF. Then, maybe, Dwade. Ok, no, Anastasia Ashley first, then him.

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