Proof that President Obama picks March Madness teams worse than a 5-year old

Do we really want our country in the hands of someone who doesn’t know crap about March Madness? In five years, President Obama has picked only 4 of 20 Final Four participants correctly. That 20% basically mirrors his approval rating, amirite you guys? Commander-In-Chief? More like Commander-In-Fail.

Obama March Madness bracket

Obama released his 2014 bracket this morning and surprise, surprise it has DERP written all over it. Two #4 seeds making the finals? Yeah, sure Obama. This is like that time you told me I could keep my insurance and then was like, NOPE, not gonna happen. Then you were like, “hey, go to Healthcare.gov to sign up” and NOPE, not working.

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Totally not listening to you. Totally asking Vladimir Putin for his March Madness picks. That dude’s been on fire lately.