ESPN’s Puig-bonanza today included a hilarious report from Pedro Gomez about Yasiel the womanizer. Apparently during a game in Phoenix, Puig sent his interpreter to get a woman’s number in the stands. The interpreter was reprimanded by stadium security.
Puig left communist Cuba to come to a country where they tattle on guys who ask girls out. Somewhere Randy Marsh screams, “I thought this was America!”
This will inevitably lead to a Jezebel post about rape culture in sports.